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Olympus 14MP Digital Camera – $94.99Olympus 14MP Digital Camera

Hide This PersonWith settings specifically for photos of food, pets, and the beach, you can annoy your Facebook friends like never before.At first I didn’t understand all the hostile comments. “Thanks, I REALLY care about what you have for dinner EVERY SINGLE DAY,” said one college classmate under a photo of my delicious shrimp risotto.
“omg we get it u hav cats jeeze”: that barb from my cousin (also named Barb) was the only comment posted to a picture of Tiago and Snarl, my two Maine Coons, lounging on the dryer. And when I put up some photos of my trip to South Padre Island, this guy I used to work with went through and posted “IDIOT” to every single one. Why so harsh, you know?
But now that I have an Olympus VR-320, I totally get it. Those people were mad about my food, cat, and beach pics because my old camera just wasn’t doing them justice.
Well, they can stop complaining. It won’t just be the 14MP resolution and 12.5X optical zoom that will bring my shots to life. The VR-320’s 14 scene modes include Cuisine, Pet, and Beach & Snow. So my Facebook friends can look forward to seeing much, much more of Tiago and Snarl, and my upcoming spring break at Sanibel, and my continuing exploration of Epicurious – and in more detail than ever before.
Enjoy them while you can, guys. Because pretty soon I won’t have time to do many of those things. That’s right – Mike and I are pregnant! Do you think baby pictures should use Portrait mode, or would that still be considered Pet?Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty $(document).ready(function() {st_widget.create({itemCondition:\’New\’,itemDescription:\’Olympus 14MP Digital Camera\’,itemPrice:\’99.99\’,bannerStyle:\’wide\’,widgetType:\’quote\’,merchantID:\’subscrip_014793207843\’}); });

 

Warranty: 1 Year Olympus
Condition: New
Features:

Meet the whole package – slim, stylish and full of features
This camera fits perfectly into a purse and its all-metal body offers a sleek, premium look
An impressive 12.5x zoom perfects all those family shots, and with Magic Art Filters and HD movie recording options, you can guarantee that all your pictures and videos will glamorously capture any night on the town
The 12.5x zoom lets you get incredibly close to your subject while the 24mm wide-angle lens lets you zoom back for panoramas and group shots
A simple, one-touch button allows you to record 720p HD movies with amazing clarity in high-definition, right from your camera
Add style and artistic flair to your photos with Olympus’ Magic Art Filters
All-metal body gives this chic, lightweight camera extra durability
Dual Image Stabilization combines Sensor-Shift Image Stabilization with high ISO sensitivity and fast shutter speeds so you can capture crisp, clear images even if the subject is moving

Overview:

14 MEGAPIXEL: 14 million pixels in the high-resolution CCD create superior image quality. Create poster-sized prints without losing a single detail.
12.5X WIDE-ANGLE OPTICAL ZOOM: The 10x wide-angle (24mm) optical zoom lets you get closer to the action while the 24mm wide-angle lens lets you capture more in your shot.
3-INCH LCD: This huge 3-inch LCD features an extra-wide viewing angle for easier composing and shooting.
HD MOVIE 720P: A simple, one-touch button allows you to record movies with amazing clarity in high-definition, right from your camera.
ALL-METAL BODY: Capture your favorite memories with this chic, lightweight, durable all-metal body camera.
DUAL IMAGE STABILIZATION: Combines Sensor-Shift Image Stabilization with high ISO sensitivity and fast shutter speeds so you can capture crisp, clear images even if the subject is moving.
INTELLIGENT AUTO: The Intelligent Auto setting identifies the scene you’re shooting—portrait, landscape, night portrait, macro, or sport—and adjusts the settings to optimize results.
AF TRACKING: AF Tracking automatically tracks unpredictable, fast-moving subjects such as kids and pets, and continuously adjusts the focus and brightness so you can capture these photogenic whirlwinds with ease.
FACE DETECTION: Face Detection automatically focuses on your subjects’ faces and optimizes exposure for sharp, brilliant portrait pictures.
MAGIC FILTER: Add style and artistic flair to your photos with Olympus’ Magic Art Filters. Joining, Pop Art, Pin Hole, Drawing, Fish Eye, and Soft Focus are the new Punk, which creates a two tone image with a classic punk rock feel, Watercolor, which transforms images into frame-worthy paintings, and Sparkle, which adds a twinkle to your photos. (Effects vary by model)
IN-CAMERA HELP GUIDES: If you feel the need for a little extra advice, the camera’s on-board Help Guides will briefly describe the camera’s features and settings at the touch of a button.

Additional Photos:

Black Camera
Blue Camera
Red Camera
Silver Camera
Menu (Black Depicted)
Top Profile (Blue Depicted)
Battery Compartment / SD Card Slot (Red Depicted)
Package Contents (Silver Depicted)
Packaging

Specifications

Image Sensor:
14 Megapixels (effective), 1/2.3”

Focal Length/Lens Configuration:
4.2 – 52.5mm (24 – 300mm equivalent in 35mm photography)

Zoom:
12.5x Optical Zoom + 4x Digital Zoom

Aperture Range:
f3.0 (W) / f5.9 (T)

Display:
3.0” LCD 460K dots

Focus System:
CCD Contrast Detection

Focus Range (from lens surface):

Normal mode: Wide: 23.6” – infinity (0.6m – infinity); Tele: 39.4” – infinity (1.0m – infinity)
Macro mode: Wide: 7.9” – infinity (0.2m – infinity); Tele: 35.4” – infinity (0.9m – infinity)
Super Macro mode: 0.39” – infinity (0.01m – infinity)

Focus Mode:
iESP, Spot AF, Face Detection AF, AF Tracking

Shutter Speed:
1/2000 sec. –1/2 sec. (up to 4 sec. in Candle Scene mode)

ISO Sensitivity (SOS: Standard Output Sensitivity):
Auto, High Auto, 100, 200, 400, 800, 1600 (equivalent)

Exposure Metering:
Digital ESP Metering, Face Detection AE

White Balance Control:
Auto, Presets (Daylight, Overcast, Tungsten and 3 Fluorescents)

Exposure Compensation:
±2 EV steps in 1/3 EV steps

Image File Format:

Still Image: JPEG
Movie: AVI Motion JPEG
Motion Blur Suppression: Dual Image Stabilization

Panorama:
PC Panorama (Up to 10 frames automatically stitchable with ib software)

Shooting Assist Functions:
Frame Assist, Voice Recording

Image Processing:
Standard

Noise Reduction:
Set automatically at shutter speeds of 0.5 second or longer in specific scene modes

Image Playback:

Still Image: Single, Index Display (4×3, 6×5), Up to 10x Enlargement, Slideshow, Rotation, Protection, Voice Playback
Movie: Normal, Fast-Forward, Reverse, Frame-by-Frame, Voice Playback

Playback Edit Effects:
Still Image: Red-Eye Fix, Shadow Adjustment, Resize, Cropping

Flash:
Built-in

Self-Timer:
12/2 Seconds

Memory:
33 MB internal memory

Removable Media Card:
SD/SDHC Card

Outer Connectors:
Multi-Terminal (USB Connector, Audio/Video Output)

Auto-Connect USB:
USB 2.0 High-Speed (USB Mass Storage)

Power Source:

Li-ion Rechargeable Battery (LI-42B)
F-2AC Adapter

Dimensions:
4.0”W x 2.3”H x 1.1”D

Weight:
5.4 oz including batteries and memory card

Number of Recorded Pixels

14M (4,288 x 3,216): combined screennail (VGA)
8M (3,264 x 2,448): combined screennail (VGA)
5M (2,560 x 1,920): combined screennail (VGA)
3MP (2,048 x 1,536)
2MP (1,600 x 1,200)
1MP (1,280 x 960)
VGA (640 x 480): compression ratio: 1/8 & 1/4
16:9 (4,288 x 2,416): compression ratio: 1/8 & 1/4

Shooting Modes (25)

Intelligent Auto
Program Auto
Sensor-Shift Image Stabilization
Magic Mode
Scene Modes (1. PORTRAIT, 2. LANDSCAPE, 3. NIGHT. 4. NIGHT+PORTRAIT, 5. SPORT, 6. INDOOR, 7. CANDLE, 8. SELF PORTRAIT, 9. SUNSET, 10. FIREWORKS, 11. CUISINE, 12. BEACH & SNOW, 13. DOCUMENTS, 14. PET)
HD Movie

Movie Mode - AVI Movie with Sound

1280 X 720 (30fps,15fps)
640 x 480 (30/15fps)
320 x 240 (30/15fps)

Flash Modes

Auto (for low light and backlit conditions)
Red-Eye Reduction
Fill-in
Off

System Requirements

Auto-Connect USB: Windows® 2000/XP/VISTA/7 with USB port, Mac OS X 10.3 or later with USB port
Software: Windows® 2000PRO/XP/VISTA/7, Mac OS X 10.3 – 10.5

 
In the box:
(1) Olympus VR-320 14MP Digital Camera (Choose: Black, Blue, Red or Silver)

USB Cable & Charger (F-2AC)
Audio/Video Cable
Wrist Strap
Lithium-Ion Battery (LI-42B)
Instruction Manual & Software CD
Quick Start Guide
Warranty Card

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HP Pavilion Dual Core DesktopHP Pavilion Dual Core Desktop

Call of Pavilion.From one HP to another: “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh HP Pavilion wgah’nagl fhtagn!” We exist, in all our teeming grandeur, on nothing more than a small marble careening through an endless, nightmarish abyss. In relation to such a grand scope we are but micro-organisms clinging to a single grain of sand, touting our superiority and marveling at all that we rule over. But the sciences continue to expand our infinitesimal knowledge in minuscule fits and starts, and as our eyes grow accustomed to the yawning black sea of infinity before us I only pray that we keep our wits about us when faced with the terrifying vistas of reality, our frightful position therein, and that the true masters of this realm have taken notice of our small, tinny voices in the night.
Recently I have glimpsed the true and horrible nature of the cosmic cycle, and truly it has chilled me to my soul. Reports of a strange cult, presided over by strange druids of night howling demonic chants and wails at the stars from the still, cursed woods outside of town drew my curiosity most profoundly. In my continuing and extensively thorough research on the cult I found increasing numbers of seemingly unrelated events from around the world. Unbeknownst to authorities and overlooked by those parties charged with investigating, a single fact united each news clipping: at each site, no matter how grisly or horrific the events reported, a refurbished HP Pavilion p6-2003w Desktop PC was found.
Despite its seemingly modern components like a 6-in-1 Multimedia Card Reader, Windows 7 Home Premium, and 4GB DDR3 SDRAM memory, the obsidian towers were far from modern in atmosphere and suggestion. The impressionistic execution of its construction forbade any clear idea of its nature. It seemed to be a sort of symbol representing a monster, a form of which only a diseased fancy could conceive and the general outline of which I found to be shockingly frightful.
I cannot elaborate on such monstrosities, save to say that I hope these ominous signals shall go with this record of mine – buried and locked away safely. I have seen all that the universe has to hold of horror, and all of life’s riches: even the spring sunlight and warm fires of winter, shall be poison to my mind. As all those who have uncovered this secret before me have gone, so I shall go. I know too much, and the cult of HP still lives.Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty $(document).ready(function() {st_widget.create({itemCondition:\’Refurbished\’,itemDescription:\’HP Pavilion Dual Core Desktop\’,itemPrice:\’349.99\’,bannerStyle:\’wide\’,widgetType:\’quote\’,merchantID:\’subscrip_014793207843\’}); });
Warranty: 90 Day HP
Condition: Refurbished
Features:

Powerful AMD E2 3200 Dual Core processor that makes multitasking applications a breeze
This Windows 7 Home Premium desktop PC comes with a high-capacity 1.0 TB SATA hard drive that helps you store large numbers of photos, music files, and hours of HD videos
The 4GB DDR3 SDRAM system memory makes it easy to handle multimedia work
You can watch movies, read and write CDs and DVDs in multiple formats with the SuperMulti DVD Burner
Connect to high-speed local area networks and broadband internet with its high performance Ethernet
Backup and Restore options built into the Windows Operating System help you create safe copies of your important files
Includes a power cord, USB keyboard, optical mouse, and an easy-to-follow Quick Start Guide (Monitor NOT Included)

Additional Photos:

6-in-1 Card Reader / Multimedia Optical Drive
Rear Panel
Side Panel – Off
Keyboard
Mouse
Package Contents

Specifications:

Processor:
AMD E2 3200 (2.4GHZ)

Processor Core:
Dual-Core

Memory:
4GB DDR3 (PC3-10600)

Max Memory:
8 GB

Memory Slots:
2 (1 occupied)

Graphics:
AMD Radeon HD6370D

Hard Drive:
1TB SATA (7200rpm)

Optical Drive:
SuperMulti DVD±RW

Sound:
HD 5.1 Integrated Realtek ALC 656 Audio

Network:
10/100/1000 Mbs Base-T

Front Panel:

6-in-1 Multimedia Card Reader: (SD, SDHC, MMC, MMC Plus, MS, MS-Pro,xD)
(2) USB 2.0
(1) Headphone Jack
(1) Microphone Jack

Rear Panel:

5.1 Channel Audio
(4) USB 2.0
(1) DVI
(1) VGA
(1) RJ-45 LAN
(1) Audio: Line In port (light blue)
(1) Audio: Line Out port (lime)
(1) Audio: Microphone port (pink)

Expansion Slots & Bays:

(3) PCI Express X1 Slots (available)
(1) PCI Express X16 Slots (available)
(1) PCI Express Mini Card (occupied)
(1) 5.25\” Drive Bay (1 occupied)
(1) 3.5\” Drive Bay (1 occupied)

Operating System:

Genuine Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium (64-bit)
– This PC may have other software titles not listed in this specification

Power Supply:

300W (100V-240V) Max

Dimensions:

15.3” (L) x 6.4” (W) x 14.4” (H)

Weight:

17.6 lbs

In the box:

(1) HP Pavilion p6-2003w Desktop PC
(1) Power Cord
(1) HP USB Keyboard
(1) HP Optical Mouse
Quick Start Guide

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Apple iPad 64GB with Wi-Fi & 3GApple iPad 64GB with Wi-Fi & 3G

Baby, I’m sorry.As a show of good faith and contrition in light of my infidelity, I’ve gotten you a gift.“I can’t believe you thought you could bribe me with-”
“It’s not a bribe! It’s a gift! It’s a gift to say, ‘I’m sorry,’ and ‘Thank you for sticking with me despite my incredibly poor judgment.’ It’s a 64GB Apple iPad!”
“It’s refurbished!”
“It’s APPLE RECERTIFIED! That’s different! That’s better! You can play games and download apps and surf the web. Come on, I know you’ve wanted one of these!”
“Kobe’s wife got a huge diamond.”
“Well, if I had Kobe’s money you would too, okay? But I’m not working with Kobe money. And I guarantee if Kobe was a mid-tier Systems Administrator this is what he would buy his wife after drunkenly kissing his college girlfriend at a reunion dinner, okay?”Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty $(document).ready(function() {st_widget.create({itemCondition:\’Refurbished\’,itemDescription:\’Apple iPad 64GB with Wi-Fi & 3G\’,itemPrice:\’459.99\’,bannerStyle:\’wide\’,widgetType:\’quote\’,merchantID:\’subscrip_014793207843\’}); });

 

Warranty: 1 Year Apple
Condition: Apple Recertified
Features:

A design that’s thin, light, and brilliant. This First Generation iPad has a 9.7-inch, high-resolution LED-backlit IPS display and incredible Multi-Touch capability. Yet it’s thin and light enough to take anywhere
The best way to experience the web, email, photos, and video. Page through websites, write an email, flick through photos, or watch a movie with just the touch of a finger
Right now you can discover over a thousand apps on the App Store made just for iPad — with more coming every day. And if that’s not enough, you can also run almost 200,000 iPhone apps
Fast Internet access over Wi-Fi and 3G (AT&T only – 3G data plan must be purchased separately)
Introducing iBooks. A new way to read and buy books. Download the free iBooks app from the App Store. More than a great ebook reader, it’s also an amazing place to browse and shop for books

Additional Photos:

Bottom Profile
Top Right Profile
Top Left Profile
Left Profile with SIM Card Slot Closed
SIM Card Slot Open with Removal Tool
Back
Package Contents
Packaging

Specifications:

Capacity:
64GB flash drive

Processor:
1GHz Apple A4 custom-designed, high-performance, low-power system-on-a-chip

Display:
9.7-inch (diagonal) LED-backlit glossy widescreen Multi-Touch display with IPS technology, 1024-by-768-pixel resolution at 132 pixels per inch (ppi); Fingerprint-resistant oleophobic coating; Support for display of multiple languages and characters simultaneously

Battery & Power:
Built-in 25-watt-hour rechargeable lithium-polymer battery; Up to 10 hours of surfing the web on Wi-Fi, watching video, or listening to music; Up to 9 hours of surfing the web using 3G data network; Charging via power adapter or USB to computer system

Input and Output:
Dock connector port; 3.5-mm stereo headphone jack; Built-in speaker, microphone; Micro-SIM card tray

Sensors:
Accelerometer; Ambient light sensor

Wireless & Cellular:
Wi-Fi (802.11a/b/g/n); Bluetooth 2.1 + EDR technology; UMTS/HSDPA (850, 1900, 2100 MHz); GSM/EDGE (850, 900, 1800, 1900 MHz); Data only

Audio Playback:
Frequency response: 20Hz to 20,000Hz; Audio formats supported: HE-AAC (V1), AAC (16 to 320 Kbps), Protected AAC (from iTunes Store), MP3 (16 to 320 Kbps), MP3 VBR, Audible (formats 2, 3, and 4), Apple Lossless, AIFF, and WAV; User-configurable maximum volume limit

TV and Video:
Support for 1024 by 768 pixels with Dock Connector to VGA Adapter; 576p and 480p with Apple Component AV Cable; 576i and 480i with Apple Composite AV Cable; H.264 video up to 720p, 30 frames per second, Main Profile level 3.1 with AAC-LC audio up to 160 Kbps per channel, 48kHz, stereo audio in .m4v, .mp4, and .mov file formats; MPEG-4 video, up to 2.5 Mbps, 640 by 480 pixels, 30 frames per second, Simple Profile with AAC-LC audio up to 160 Kbps, 48kHz, stereo audio in .m4v, .mp4, and .mov file formats; Motion JPEG (M-JPEG) up to 35 Mbps, 1280 by 720 pixels, 30 frames per second, audio in ulaw, PCM stereo audio in .avi file format

Mail Attachment Support:
Viewable document types: .jpg, .tiff, .gif (images); .doc and .docx (Microsoft Word); .htm and .html (web pages); .key (Keynote); .numbers (Numbers); .pages (Pages); .pdf (Preview and Adobe Acrobat); .ppt and .pptx (Microsoft PowerPoint); .txt (text); .rtf (rich text format); .vcf (contact information); .xls and .xlsx (Microsoft Excel)

Languages:
Language support for English, French, German, Japanese, Dutch, Italian, Spanish, Simplified Chinese, Russian; Keyboard support for English (U.S.), English (UK), French (France, Canada), German, Japanese (QWERTY), Dutch, Flemish, Spanish, Italian, Simplified Chinese (Handwriting and Pinyin), Russian; Dictionary support for English (U.S.), English (UK), French, French (Canadian), French (Swiss), German, Japanese, Dutch, Flemish, Spanish, Italian, Simplified Chinese (Handwriting and Pinyin), Russian

Location:
Wi-Fi; Digital compass; Assisted GPS; Cellular

Accessibility:
Support for playback of closed-captioned content; VoiceOver screen reader; Full-screen zoom magnification; White on black display; Mono audio

Dimensions:
9.56\”(H) x 7.47\”(W) x 0.5\”(D)

Weight:
1.6 lbs

 
In the box:

Apple FC497LL/A iPad 64GB with Wi-Fi & 3G (First Generation) (AT&T only – 3G data plan must be purchased separately)
USB Cable
AC Adapter
SIM Removal Tool
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The United States of Songs: Ohio

Welcome back to The United States of Songs, my quest to either find a new song to represent each state in the union or drive myself insane trying to turn these out week in and week out, whichever comes first. Come along with me, dear reader, to the Buckeye State!

The state: Ohio
The song: \”O-H-I-O\” by Ohio Players
 

 Yeah, yeah, yeah. There no lyrics beyond \”Ohio.\” I don\’t care. This song is awesome. And if anyone could use some funking up, it\’s Ohio, whose state motto is \”With God, all things are possible (except in Cleveland).\” People tend to assume I share some affinity with the state or the city of Cleveland in particular on account of my last name, but aside from feeling happy for the Browns when they\’re able to fool someone into letting them win once in awhile, I don\’t know much about the place.

I\’ve driven through Ohio four times, coming back and forth from the East Coast. Several years ago I briefly became enamored with a girl who was playing rugby for Ohio Northern University, but she went back to school and I moved to Los Angeles so that was that (Hi, Kris). I know it\’s got a reputation as a pretty hard-luck state, similar to the troubles people tend to associate with places like Michigan: former manufacturing centers now shuttered, blue collar towns struggling to put people to work, that sort of thing. Even their sports teams have it rough. What springs to mind when I say the following names: Browns, Crew, Indians, Bengals, Reds, Cavaliers, and Blue Jackets. It wasn\’t \”champions,\” was it?
 

The women of Ohio, though, are truly breathtaking.

But there\’s some nice stuff about Ohio, too! I assume. There\’s a lot of ancient history and culture there. Anthropologists think people were living there as far back as 13,000 BCE. The state\’s been under French, British, and American rule in its lifetime, which is kind of unique. And hey, if you\’re the \”god-fearing Christian\” type, Ohio\’s got you covered: 76% of the population identifies as Christian, and the majority of those are Evangelical Protestants. So if that\’s your thing, you\’ll find a lot of people to get along with in Ohio, I guess. But don\’t forget your education! Ohio\’s one of the five largest state university systems in the US, processing over 400,000 students a year.

I\’m giving Ohio a hard time, but the truth is I\’ve known I\’d give them this song since this project began. It\’s fun, it\’s funky, and it\’s what a rust belt state needs: a song with some civic pride. Now answer this for me, Buckeyes: do you guys consider yourselves in the Midwest? The Northeast? Some other region I might not know of? I\’ve always wondered, and I\’ve heard differing opinions.

Want to complain about Randall\’s slap in the face of Ohio? Got a better suggestion? Let us know in the comments below!

Runner-Up: \”Ohio\” by Damien Jurado
Most Laughable Suggestion: \”Ohio\” by Modest Mouse
 
 
 
Flickr photo John Big Dawg Thompson by Erik Drost used under a Creative Commons License.
 

Flash In The Brain Pan: All That Matters

Nothing\’s more important than family. Not speeding cars, not acid-spitting aliens, not spaceships with a ridiculous number of guns attached to the front, not anything. That\’s why you don\’t see any of that stuff we just listed in All That Matters. Instead, you\’ll see this:
 

 
Walter\’s a nice fella who looks like the dude on the Pringles\’ can, and he\’s a traditional kind of guy. Throughout the course of the game, he\’s looking to reconnect with his family. You\’ve got to roll Walter and his clan around the various levels, solving puzzles and picking up hearts. The more hearts they get, the more levels you unlock.
 

 
Walter\’s also got a son, a baby, a wife and a crazy dad, all of whom roll differently. Sometimes you\’ve got to save only one of them to complete a level. Sometimes you\’ve got to save a few. Things get a little simpler once you\’re used to jumping with the up arrow instead of the more-traditional spacebar. But other than that, All That Matters is just challenging enough to be fun. Until you hit this level right here:
 

 
From there on, the levels get hard and stay hard. But if you get stuck, don\’t worry! Fail three times in a row and the game will invite you to skip ahead and struggle out the stragglers later.
 

 
If you\’re really serious about this game you\’ll find a wall of badges you can collect while you push for greater success, plus three bonus levels to unlock just for fun. If you try to 100% everything, All That Matters is pretty doggone challenging. But if you just want to kill some time at your desk and roll a family back together, All That Matters should prove a nice time-waster for a Friday afternoon. Tip for office types: hit mute before you click through, because you can\’t turn off the sound until after the opening credits. 

Samsung SwitchGrip HD CamcorderSamsung SwitchGrip HD Camcorder

Shooting the DeadJeez, can we get one minute of footage without some paranormal stuff messing everything up?!Cut! Cut! Cut! No Ryan, there’s nothing wrong with your delivery. Your muffled crying was perfect! It’s just that whispering voice in the wind again. You know, talking about “all who enter be warned” and “ye all shall bear witness” etc., etc.
Man, I would kill my location scout for getting us a haunted house, but then again, another ghost in this place and we’ll never get this movie done! I mean, what am I supposed to do with all this footage? It’s worthless! No one would ever buy it!
I figured, with this Samsung SwitchGrip HD Camcorder with 10x Schneider-Kreuznach Lens, I’d have no problem finishing this shoot. It can capture video in 1920 x 1080/60i HD. It’s got Optical Image Stabilization. It features a a 5MP BSI CMOS sensor, which dramatically reduces noise and distortion while also enhancing recording quality in low-light condition. What could possibly go wrong, right?
Well, as it turns out, everything. And no, that wasn’t a joke, weird, echoing, maniacal laughter!
I just wanted to make a film, roughly 3 hours long, about a young husband and wife who buy an old house, fix it up (which would be the first hour and a half or so), in doing so realize the flaws in their relationship, and then go through a grueling divorce (the second hour and a half). That’s the kind of movie that people want to see.
They don’t want to see big, bright orbs appearing out of nowhere. They don’t want to see the eyes of a painting following the characters around the room. They don’t want to see the wife scream and run through the hallways being chased by a knife flying through the air as if propelled by its own volition. Movies are about exploring taboos, not scaring people.
Anyway, it sounds like the whispering’s died down, and the laughter’s trailed off to a chuckle. If we pick it up, who cares; we’ll just have to fix it in post. Sorry for ranting there, guys. Seriously, it’s been amazing working with you, Ryan, and you, Clarissa, and you too disembodied skull… oh, for crying out loud!
No, Clarissa, don’t scream! You’re just egging them on!Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty $(document).ready(function() {st_widget.create({itemCondition:\’New\’,itemDescription:\’Samsung SwitchGrip HD Camcorder\’,itemPrice:\’149.99\’,bannerStyle:\’wide\’,widgetType:\’quote\’,merchantID:\’subscrip_014793207843\’}); });

 

Warranty: 1 Year Samsung
Condition: New
Features:

SwitchGrip technology ensures that when filming the LCD screen adapts to how the camcorder body is being held. Whether you are left- or right-handed, shooting in difficult positions or combining recording film with other activities, you can always maintain perfect control over your video
Featuring an intuitive and clearly visible record button, the HMX-Q10 offers the best and most convenient operating system on the market, as it eliminates the need to have many separate buttons and keys to control the camcorder
Easy Operation via the 2.7” wide LCD screen allows the user to perform a variety of functions, including a pause function allowing you to stop and work out the best angle for your recording experience, the ability to turn the camcorder on and off, and playback mode so users can immediately review their footage
Captures video in 1920 x 1080/60i HD, and includes an OIS (Optical Image Stabilization) Duo system to compensate for hand-shaking better than ever before, creating a stable, clear video every time—even when walking or moving around
Its 10x Optical Zoom Schneider-KREUZNACH Varioplan-HD lens provides incredible close-up detail, and the Smart Optical Image Stabilizer guarantees rock-steady shooting
Includes a 5MP BSI CMOS sensor, which records with twice the sensitivity of normal CMOS sensors, dramatically reducing noise and distortion while also enhancing recording quality in low-light conditions, so great quality video can be captured in any situation
Upgraded version of Samsung’s Smart Auto scene recognition technology, which analyzes key elements of the composition of the footage such as brightness, motion, color and subject and then selects the most appropriate settings to produce the best results possible
Samsung Record Pause technology has also been introduced, allowing the user to take brief pauses in filming before re-starting, so they don’t need to merge files when finished
With the intuitive LCD touch screen, powered by the new Smart Access UI, users can record and review their videos easily and enjoyably
Easy Manual Mode setting, you can access and calibrate the entire breadth of easy-to-use manual features (White Balance, Exposure Values, Backlighting, Self Timer, and C.Nite) through the intuitive interface
Streamlined and compact body can easily be carried anywhere

Specifications:

Optics:

Sensor:
5 Megapixel 0.24\” CMOS Sensor

Lens:
Schneider-KREUZNACH Varioplan-HD
2.75 – 27.5mm (16:9)

Zoom:
Optical: 10x
Digital: 20x

Recording:

System:
NTSC

Recording Media:
SD/SDHC (Up to 32GB)

Recording Time:
250 minutes (SD, SF)
300 minutes (SD, F)
390 minutes (SD, N)
1050 minutes (HD, SF)
1390 minutes (HD, F)
2040 minutes (HD, N)

Video Format:
High Definition: 1920 x 1080i, 1280 x 720p (60 fps)
Standard Definition: 720 x 480i (60 fps)

Still Image Resolution:
JPEG: 4.9 Megapixel

Display:

Type:
LCD

Size:
2.7\”

Touchscreen:
Yes

Features:

Image Stabilization:
Optical

Built-in Mic:
Yes

Built-in Speaker:
Yes

Tripod Mount:
0.25\”

Input/Output Connectors:

Inputs:
(1) USB 2.0 Charging

Outputs:
(1) USB 2.0 PC Connect
(1) HDMI C (Mini)
(1) Composite Video (out)
(1) Audio

Headphone Jack:
Yes

Size:

Dimensions:
4.7\”(W) x 2.1\”(H) x 1.7\”(D)

Weight:
6.38oz

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LCD Screen
Battery Compartment
Input/Output Connections
Schneider Kreuznach Lens
Package Contents
Packaging

In the box:

Samsung HMX-Q10 SwitchGrip HD Camcorder
Rechargeable Lithium-Ion Battery
AC Adapter
AV Cable
USB Cable
CD Manual
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Sean University: Are you ready for some [business metaphors involving] football?

I’m no etymologist. In fact, I only learned what “etymologist” means after spell check told me “wordtometrist” wasn’t a real word. Still, you don’t need to be all that etymoligious to break down a word like “metaphor.” It’s a simple two-parter:
 
Part 1: meta – an anagram for “meat.”
Part 2: phor – the more letters version of “for.”

See: that’s why metaphors are so interesting, because they’re essentially “meat for [thought].”
Now, has all this talk of thought meat gotten your brain thoroughly hungry? Good! Because it just so happens that the Sean Adams University of Business Management Development Leadership is serving up a few juicy metaphors today, specifically football metaphors for business. Check em out:
 
1. Football is a tough sport. Nothing comes easy, and there’s going to be a lot of contact. That’s why football players need to protect themselves by wearing pads and helmets. Business can be tough at times too, and if you want to get ahead you’re going need to protect your company. How? By doing stuff like getting copyrights and keeping your network secure and making all your employees wear football helmets in case a light fixture falls. 

2. In football, the player must take great care to hold on to the ball. After all, a fumble could cost the game. However, once a player gets into the end zone and scores a touchdown, then it’s to throw the ball to the ground and celebrate. Same goes for business: if there’s ever a time to smash your laptop to the floor and start dancing and yelling, it’s after you’ve done something really awesome for your company.

3. This year, the Super Bowl will be played in Indianapolis, even though one team is from New England and the other is from New York. This is just like it is in business: you can establish your business in whatever cool place you want, but no matter how hard you try, there’s just no avoiding Indiana.

4. Touchdowns aren’t the only way to score in football. If a team gets close to the end zone, but it looks like they’re not going to be able to get a full blown touchdown, they can always kick a field goal. Likewise, with your business, things don’t always work out exactly how you want them to, so you’ve got to be ready with a plan b. For example: if you want some buzz for your company, try to make a cool, useful product. Then, if that doesn’t work, aim to make something a little bit easier, like a noteworthy sandwich.

5. Football in America is different than football in Europe. It’s not just that they’ve got a few rules we don’t have; it’s like a whole different sport. Similarly, business in America is totally different than business in Europe. Or at least, that’s how it seems. I really can’t tell with all their silly accents.

Have a question? Or a good football metaphor of your own? Share it in the comments. (And if you’re wondering why I didn’t do something about commercials, it’s because I already did.)

Toshiba Thrive 10.1” 16GB Android Tablet with Wi-FiToshiba Thrive 10.1” 16GB Android Tablet with Wi-Fi

Turn Off The WorldI used to let people know I didn’t want to talk to them by staring blankly into a smartphone. That was until I thought about how rude I was being.With that little screen, how was anyone truly supposed to know I was avoiding human contact? Most folks, they’d just stand around and wait for me to stop checking my Twitter or email or whatever, and then go right back to bothering me with their silly cat stories or unsolicited opinion of things I really couldn’t care less about. Even with headphones on, my message of introversion and solitude was completely going unappreciated.
That’s when I realized I needed to change my approach. Hiding behind something barely five inches long was getting me nowhere. If I was going to shun the outside world while being forced to be out in it, I was going to have to upgrade to a Toshiba Thrive 10.1” 16GB Android Tablet.
And let me tell you, this high-resolution 10.1” diagonal touchscreen display has done wonders for letting people know that I am busy doing things other than allowing them past the psychological walls I’ve so carefully worked to build over the years. Whether I’m on the bus, in the lunch room, or at the gym, I’m letting others know that the eBook, movie, music, or web browsing I’m engrossed in is much more important than they’ll ever be. Plus, with all the apps available for the Android 3.1 operating system, I’ll never run out of ways to ignore the general public! If only there was a way to fake a video chat using the front-facing 2MP camera, it’d be perfect.
And for those who still don’t get it? I’ve got a special desktop picture just for them! See? It says “GET AWAY FROM ME” in big red letters. You do see it, don’t you? Then why aren’t you doing what it says?Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty $(document).ready(function() {st_widget.create({itemCondition:\’Refurbished\’,itemDescription:\’Toshiba Thrive 10.1” 16GB Android Tablet with Wi-Fi\’,itemPrice:\’279.99\’,bannerStyle:\’wide\’,widgetType:\’quote\’,merchantID:\’subscrip_014793207843\’}); });

 

Warranty: 90 Day Toshiba
Condition: Refurbished
Features:

With its high-resolution 10.1” diagonal wide-view LED-backlit display, Toshiba’s Thrive™ Tablet is well-sized for surfing the Web, movies, playing games, reading books and more. Engineered with our exclusive adaptive display technology; this screen adjusts brightness and contrast to the surrounding light conditions
Get ready for the fastest, most visually-rich tablet experience you can get built around the world’s first mobile super-chip, NVIDIA® Tegra™ 2
Forget about wimpy Web. Thanks to hardware-accelerated Adobe® Flash®, Toshiba’s Thrive™ Tablet delivers a complete Internet experience to help you explore, discover and interact
Founded on the tablet-optimized Android 3.1 Honeycomb platform, designed from the ground up to improve your experience with devices just like it. In addition you’ll get full access to Google™ Mobile Services, Android Market™ Apps, customization tools and more
Make older photos, clips and movies look and feel more like HD with this innovation that upconverts standard-def movies, improving sharpness and color in real-time
Combines stereo speakers with custom sound enhancements to bring your movies, music and games to life in a way you probably never experienced before on a tablet
Spread out, connect, expand and share with an array of full-size ports, including HDMI®, USB 2.0 and Mini USB, plus an SD card slot
Chat, video conference and snap still pictures through a 2MP front webcam. And use a 5MP rear camera to capture photos & videos in high-def, or take advantage of augmented reality apps
Slip-resistant, rubberized surface is comfortable to hold, so you’ll never miss a beat when chatting or emailing on the run

Additional Photos:

Top Profile
Bottom Profile
Package Contents
Packaging

Specifications:

Platform:

Operating System:
Android 3.1 (Honeycomb)

Browser:
Android

Display:

Technology:
Capacitive Multi-Touch

Resolution:
1280 x 800

Size:
10.1\”

Aspect Ratio:
16:10

Technologies:
Toshiba Adaptive Display Technology, Toshiba Resolution+ Video Enhancement Technology

Technology:

Processor:
1GHz Dual-Core

Graphics:
NVIDIA® GeForce®

Memory:
1GB DDR2 RAM

Interface:
Virtual Keyboard with Swype®

Storage:
16GB

Sensors:
Gyroscope, Accelerometer, Ambient Light Sensor

Camera:

Front:
2.0MP webcam with microphone

Back:
5.0MP camera with auto-focus, 720p video capture

Internet & Multimedia:

Supported Formats:
MPEG-4, WAVE, H.263, Ogg Vorbis, MP3, AAC+, AMR-NB, H.264, AAC, Adobe® Flash, WMA, AMR-WB, ACC+ Enhanced, MIDI

Audio:

Speakers:
Stereo

Technologies:
SRS® Premium Voice Suite, Toshiba Sound Enhancements

Connectivity:

HDMI:
Full-size HDMI port

USB:
Mini USB 2.0 port, Full-size USB 2.0 port

SD Card Slot:
Full-size SD Card slot

Headphone Jack:
3.5mm Stereo

Docking Connector:
Yes

AC Adapter:
30W Auto-sensing, 100-240V/50-60Hz input

Wireless & Networking:

Wi-Fi:
802.11b/g/n

Bluetooth:
Bluetooth® Version 3.0 + HS

Physical Design & Finish:

Battery:
Prismatic Lithium-Ion Battery (23Wh)

Battery Life:
Up to 11.0 hours

Buttons:
Back Cover Lock, Power, Volume Control, Screen Rotation Lock

Finish:
Easy Grip Back Cover in Black Tie

Dimensions:
10.75\”(W) x 6.97\”(H) x 0.62\”(D)

Weight:
1.6 lbs

 
In the box:

Toshiba AT105-T1016 Thrive 10.1” 16GB Android Tablet with Wi-Fi
AC Adapter
USB Cable
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Guess Nobody Proofreads The Articles Nowadays: Woot Weads The Wire

Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire.
SALEM, Mass. (UPI) — The proprietor of the first witch shop in Salem, Mass., said she is closing the business after about 40 years.

Rumors point to the increase in black market secular knockoffs undercutting her prices while making it impossible for the consumer to tell which is witch.SAN FRANCISCO (UPI) — A skateboard died after rolling through a red light in the Tenderloin neighborhood of San Francisco, police said.

The skateboard is survived by its wife, a scooter, and their twins, a pair of roller skates.
LUBECK, Germany, Jan. 11 (UPI) — A handwritten letter by Ludwig van Beethoven reveals the German composer was displeased about his \”low salary.\”

Experts say the artist was furious at the new technology known as \”sheet music\” which allowed his ideas to be transcribed and freely shared.
LONDON (REUTERS) – Britain took the rare step of stripping former Royal Bank of Scotland chief Fred Goodwin of his knighthood, following intense criticism of his role in RBS\’ near-collapse during the 2008 credit crisis, and public anger towards wealthy bankers.

Under penalty of law, Goodwin will no longer be allowed to move in a L-shape and will be forced to surrender his pretty horsey head.
WASHINGTON (UPI) — Is democratic capitalism sowing the seeds of its own destruction, as Karl Marx predicted a century and a half ago?

And in a related story, the guy who writes headlines was finally revealed to be a sophomore Poli Sci major.
KILLYLEAGH, Northern Ireland (UPI) — A Northern Ireland woman whose father\’s field was covered in tons of fish from an overturned truck said the scene was \”like something out of the Bible.\”

Religious officials say the famous \”Parable Of The Overturned Truck\” is often named one of the most moving passages in all of literature.

Neato XV-12 All Floor Robotic Vacuum SystemNeato XV-12 All Floor Robotic Vacuum System

If all goes according to planThe Neato XV-12 is an intelligent, efficient machine. That’s important to know when planning a heist.Here are the facts as we have them:
1. Millionaire Marco Vidalli is notoriously clumsy.
2. Having come by his fortune through less-than-legal means, he fears having his actions recorded, and so has no surveillance system in his mansion.
3. His Neato XV-12 All Floor Robotic Vacuum picks up, on average, 7 precious stones which he has carelessly dropped onto the floor each day.
4. The Neato XV-12 generally finishes its cleaning around 3:15pm, at which time it returns automatically its base, where Hensley Thompson, Vidalli’s butler, is waiting for it.
5. Thompson then takes the precious stones from the Neato’s dirt bin, returns them to their proper display cases, and then empties what is left – dirt, debris, and pet hair – into the trash.
6. Thompson is 6’8”, 250 points, bench presses 390, and is trained in several illegal and deadly martial art forms.
7. He acts without hesitation, and has hospitalized at least three guests who were caught cheating at Vidalli’s weekly poker game.
8. He has a soft spot for horses.
9. During his free time, he often watches televised rodeo broadcasts and weeps.
10. He has only ever seen a horse in the flesh once (it was in a parade) and those close to him say he was so rapt with it that he could barely move or speak for some time, even after the horse had disappeared around the corner.
Therefore, in order to pull off a heist, we must:
A. Successfully scale the fence surrounding the estate.
B. Make it through the orchard without getting spotted by the guards.
C. Find an unlocked window to enter the mansion.
D. Catch the Neato in its final room (for maximum precious stone load) and trap it by closing the door (thus removing the “recognized doorway”).
E. Secure the precious stones from among the dirt, debris, and pet hair.
F. Distract Thompson so that he does not notice that the Neat-O is returning late.
G. Re-trace our steps back out the window, through the orchard, back over the fence, to our getaway car.
Chances of completing steps A-C and G with horse: Low
Chances of completing step F without horse: Impossible
And therein lies the problem.Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty $(document).ready(function() {st_widget.create({itemCondition:\’New\’,itemDescription:\’Neato XV-12 All Floor Robotic Vacuum System\’,itemPrice:\’299.99\’,bannerStyle:\’wide\’,widgetType:\’quote\’,merchantID:\’subscrip_014793207843\’}); });

 

Warranty: 1 Year Neato
Condition: New
Features:

Product Video
Designed to meticulously clean floors on a daily basis, this all-floor robotic vacuum cleaner covers every inch of your floors, smartly seeing and working around furniture, stairs, and more. A simple user interface allows you to schedule it to clean your rooms while you are away.
Neato\’s laser-based Room Positioning System gives the robot vacuum a full 360-degree view of a room so it can create a map of the room, detecting walls, doorways, furniture and other obstacles.
Using its map, the Neato avoids most obstacles that other robots can only detect by impact. Just press the Start button and your Neato determines the best cleaning path to clean the floors using its unique, methodical straight-line pattern.
Once it finishes cleaning one entire room, it drives through one of the \”recognized doorways,\” to start cleaning the next room. And, with its powerful vacuum suction, it picks up all your dirt, debris, and pet hair on your floors.
Bonus accessories include:
– 1 Replacement Squeegee Blade
– 4 Extra Filters
– 6 Replacement Brush Blades
It\’s Smart – The Room Positioning System (RPS) is the proprietary technology that makes Neato as smart as–sometimes smarter–than a human housekeeper.  Go ahead and rearrange the furniture: Neato will adapt its course without missing a beat.
It\’s Powerful – The high-performance vacuum inside your robot works in a precise back-and-forth motion, picking up even tiny specks, and easily sliding under sofas, tables and beds.
It\’s Simple – Just charge it up, press the Start button, and watch it work. Once it\’s finished in one room, it will begin working in the next–or return automatically to its base for recharging and resume cleaning where it left off.
Schedule everyday cleaning with a few simple button presses and your house is always ready for guests, even when you\’ve been out all day.
It works on all floor types–carpet, rugs, hardwood, Pergo, and tile–so you never have to clean another floor, even in your bathroom.
It uses the most powerful vacuum system with efficient air flow and suction to clean up dirt, dust, and pet hair
Easy to Use – Just press start and it cleans for you
Low maintenance design means you just need to empty the dirt bin between cleanings
Neato cleans using a back and forth pattern, ensuring that it thoroughly cleans all of your floors
Largest dirt bin in a robotic vacuum—its easy to access and empty
Designed as a true vacuum with a beater brush and the strongest suction available in any robotic vacuum cleaner
Scuff-free navigation: At the vacuum\’s core is a centrifugal compression impeller that follows jet engine airflow principles. It creates sustained high-powered suction, allowing the Neato to thoroughly pick up dirt and debris

Additional Photos:

Easy-Access, Removable Dust Bin
Menu Display / Push Botton Start
Back Profile
Bottom Profile
Interior of Charging Base
Filter and Replacement Filters
Package Contents
Packaging

In the box:
Neato XV-12 Robotic Vacuum Cleaner

(1) Charging Base

Accessory Kit includes:

(1) Replacement Squeegee Blade
(4) Replacement Filters
(6) Replacement Brush Blades

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