Blair Armeau

Twelve Days of Testing

On the first day of testing my software gave to me a crash on exit at the end.

On the second day of testing my software gave to me two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end.

On the third day of testing my software gave to me three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end.

On the forth day of testing my software gave to me four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end.

On the fifth day of testing my software gave to me five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end.

On the sixth day of testing my software gave to me six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end.

On the seventh day of testing my software gave to me seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end.

On the eighth day of testing my software gave to me eight networks stopping, seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end.

On the ninth day of testing my software gave to me nine backups failing, eight networks stopping, seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end.

On the tenth day of testing my software gave to me ten loops a thrashing, nine backups failing, eight networks stopping, seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end.

On the eleventh day of testing my software gave to me eleven colors clashing, ten loops a thrashing, nine backups failing, eight networks stopping, seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end.

On the twelfth day of testing my software gave to me twelve pages hanging, eleven colors clashing, ten loops a thrashing, nine backups failing, eight networks stopping, seven servers faulting, six clients hanging, five test script errors, four logic blunders, three missing functions, two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end.