Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
Job Stress
Friday, December 4th, 2009One of these days, all that stress will catch up to you. [singlepic id=48 w=320 h=240 float=]
Laws of Japanese Animation
Wednesday, November 25th, 2009Version 4.0 Compiled and edited by Ryan Shellito (rshellit@oboe.aix.calpoly.edu) Darrin Bright (dbright@oboe.aix.calpoly.edu) 1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity The normal laws of physics do not apply. 2 - Law of Differentiated Gravitation Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced ...
Mac vs PC
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System Requirements
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The Creation
Friday, December 4th, 2009In the beginning there was the computer. And God said %Let there be light! #Enter user id. %God #Enter password. %Omniscient #Password incorrect. Try again. %Omnipotent #Password incorrect. Try again. %Technocrat #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1. %Let there be light! #Unrecognizable command. Try again. %Create light #Done %Run heaven and earth #And God created Day and Night. And God saw there ...
The Farmer and the Congressman
Tuesday, November 24th, 2009A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked ...
Twelve Days of Testing
Thursday, December 24th, 2009On the first day of testing my software gave to me a crash on exit at the end. On the second day of testing my software gave to me two runtime errors and a crash on exit at the end. On the third day of testing my software gave to me three ...